Christmas Wishes

I fear my last post was too sentimental because I am still get teary thinking about my friends here, there & everywhere. I apparently opened the flood gates so if you ladies don't mind doing nothing this year, I would greatly appreciate it. 

So today I shall focus on myself & share with you my selfish Christmas wishes. I have some absolutely sincere wishes as well but those are boring.

1.

I wish

I could have one day of Ben's toddlerhood that didn't involve him spilling something on something else.

It's usually whatever drink I'm attempting to enjoy.

And since the most decadent drink I have most days is a caffeine free Diet Coke, "enjoy" is stretching it.
But it's better in my mouth than all over the table or couch or floor ... or me.

2.

I wish

I could figure out how to make a fortune on all the fine cheese I clean out of Evan's neck rolls every day after he drips as much milk as he drinks.

3.

I wish 

Brownies & celery would trade nutritional content.

4. 

I wish

Kids couldn't hear curse words.

Some days, cursing is my only outlet.

5.
I wish
For a million more wishes!
See, I'm smart.